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Just give me the ability to use markdown in comments, so i can make my source code files into jupyter-like notebooks
Looking at how good textual documentation works, it would probably be a 3s long note reading out the method name
Obviously they should be using syntactically correct JavaDoc format here so the voice messages can be converted to HTML
I would enable this in my project so I can ban any contributor who submits an MR with it
Do you start recording before or after you rage with expletives?
Before. Always before.
It’s crucial metadata
Or Base64 inside the comment text
but what about programmers with problems hearing? An alternative of webcam video with sign language, pantomime and subtitles is needed!
edit: OOH! Use AI to generate the sign language videos. Could be wild, considering how good AI is at drawing hands.
Comment in question
Thought it was going to be Rick Astley
I would, but unfortunately, lemmy shows you a thumbnail of the link (at least sync does)
Yes please, I would love not being able to scan comments to see if they are relevant to what I’m trying to do
Should be possible in HolyC
If this existed, I would be summoned by HR after performing my first code review.
inb4 zoomers unironically want this
Why two comment lines tho?
Double the commenting power
Kinda goofy ngl
The rant comment will be forever changed.
And dare I say improved.
I also like when people respond to my texts with voice memos