What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

Hyper Text Markup Language

A. Yes it’s a language.

B. People who write HTML have been called Programmers for decades.

C. Are you writing in a kind of pseudo code that the computer is going to transform into another form? Yes.

I think the problem here isn’t that HTML isn’t a programming language. The problem is that we don’t further classify programming languages.

There should be Platform Languages and Client languages.

HTML is most definitely a Client Language.

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