Castle, or did you already? I’m not sure

Really? What game do you think this is, 4D chess? Clearly, you’ve got the brain capacity of a pawn. Must be completely lost to think you can just play anything you fancy. You’re genuinely the worst; I’ve seen more strategy from a toddler with checkers. Utterly pathetic.

I’m a simple guy. All I want is to eat maoam and castle. Is that too much??

Frankly its not enough. Nothing is stopping besides your lack own lack of effort to get it done ;)

Point of Order!

I would love if castling was a thing a thing but then we need to get to the point where people realize how they can take control of the game.

You’re not getting me at all. It’s not about control, I don’t want a revolution, but an ongoing revolt. You allowed me to eat maoam because I complained but I never wanted to eat maoam, I wanted to complain. I want to roll a rock up a mountain again and again and I want to be happy. And l want to castle. Let me castle.

“Listen well, for thou art grievously in error! I am not thine master—thou art thine own loftiest impediment. Search within thine own soul, discover thine inner tranquility, and then, verily, thou shalt feast upon Maoam aplenty, complain with gusto, and erect thine own fortress. Not because permission hath been granted unto thee, but because thou art the sovereign ruler of thine own fate!”

So I can castle the bing and the book?

I don’t know, try it :)

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