Always deploy on friday afternoon.

Crowd strike is worth billions in pogs, are you?

If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

Hah! I wish it was email, so I could ignore it. Instead it’s either a Slack DM, which escalates to a phone call.

You can ignore that also…

Cant be a good date if you’re checking your work email in the middle of it

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When I’m off the clock I don’t see work emails or messages. My boss still has my cell number though. This card doesn’t at all say someone is checking their email, just says there is a critical production bug and someone was emailed about it

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