Most hotels do the complimentary breakfast from 4:55am-5am so that’s pretty impressive actually.

I’m assuming you mean $1000 USD because I feel people from any other country wouldn’t assume that everyone would know.

When you post as heavily as you do and act like a belligerent hall monitor in your comments you’re going to get blocked by people.

Whoever runs that instance got sick of you and banned you from it but luckily the way Lemmy works it barely matters.

If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

Weird question but I can I sext with a custom AI chatbot that I’ve based off myself?

Only thirty cents a year.

Ken Griffin basically stole that.

You brought up Trump here.

I just wish they could bundle all the subscriptions into packages or bundles and I could watch the shows at pre-determined times.

They should work on middle-out encoding.

Ruthia He, founder and CEO of Done Global, and David Brody, the clinical president of Done Health, were both arrested last week in California, according to a press release from the DOJ. But a spokesperson for the company told Gizmodo the company doesn’t agree that they did anything wrong.

I use the same excuse for supplying medical cocaine.

I can’t even blame them.

It was a fun run.

I hope someone else comes up with a similar product soon.

I hear the speed is very dependent on how many people are using it nearby.

Sorry about that.

When I heard about that I thought it was pretty condescending.

Like give me an Ethernet port so I can plug my shit into it without giving you more money for something that really should be included.

That’s like not putting door handles on a car.

Apparently they’re just plug and play wifi, you have to pay for an adapter to connect Ethernet to it.

It’ll get fun if he decides to cut Apple devices off Starlink.

That’s not an L.

Why not Weird AI?

This can’t turn out badly.

I’m going to name my avatar Skynet.

Do I have to?

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

But it’s getting better for the shareholders.

Please stop, I’ve been shitting my pants for two days straight now and I need a break.

Pant shitting intensifies.

I’m literally shitting myself with anticipation.

Imagine when they put ads directly into your brain.

It might be a mistake to allow AI’s control of weapon systems.

So all it does is ask for tips?

How is it horny?

I need details.

This is an analog clock in the style of a digital one.

We should just get the top three car manufacturers to tell us how much the Chinese cars should be sold for in the states.

I spend all day oiling up supermodel’s bodies and I would love a way to escape from that.

When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?

Just make it a robotic succubus/incubus and it’ll be fine.

How’s the robot vaginas coming along?

Yeah, they’ve taken all the prestige out of sexual harassment.

If they crashed the computer irrecoverably did they have to throw away the computer after?

How long since you last compiled the kernel?

Give the chatbot a gun?