Kotlin ‘built by communism’? Because the founders of JB are Russian? Is that it?
Swift is ‘greed’ how? It’s open source since 2015 or so; & available on Linux. Apple’s graphical toolkits are ‘closed down’; & obviously restrict users’ freedoms; though not sure how that implies ‘monopoly’. ‘Monopoly’ would be trying to dominate all toolkits, not have one’s own.
I don’t know if I’m joking, because that list leaves out everything relying on the Java port, beacuse there’s too many. So… Maybe in the printer, and maybe not.
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Haskell isn’t really that hard to learn. It’s just changing the paradigm, that takes a mind shift for the first two weeks, maybe a month.
I don’t play games that much to make such comparisons, though.
Swift is open source, I don’t get the “lesson in corporate greed” angle.
Don’t worry, the artist probably doesn’t, either.
I mean, this is cringe AF.
Kotlin ‘built by communism’? Because the founders of JB are Russian? Is that it?
Swift is ‘greed’ how? It’s open source since 2015 or so; & available on Linux. Apple’s graphical toolkits are ‘closed down’; & obviously restrict users’ freedoms; though not sure how that implies ‘monopoly’. ‘Monopoly’ would be trying to dominate all toolkits, not have one’s own.
Vague word associations are cool, I guess.
Appropriately enough, there’s a Java port of Doom.
And also a line printer port of Doom.
I don’t know if I’m joking, because that list leaves out everything relying on the Java port, beacuse there’s too many. So… Maybe in the printer, and maybe not.