Is this the “agile” development methodology that I heard so much about?

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I was born handicapped, i don’t have xray vision.

My flexibility.

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Web devs in 2024 be like

Backend developer.

Sorry, I do not take inspiration from staring at my anus while coding. That just means they are shitcoding.

I can’t afford a Mac

There are a number of thing stopping me from yogacoding, most have already been mentioned. Also, I’m pretty sure the lady in the picture is doing jack shit on her laptop, unless she has a screen mounted on her crotch.

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I don’t have a dick-sucking spine. Believe me, i’ve tried.

i’ve tried

A grave matter of concern, one that is greater than US national security concerns.

I can’t type if I can’t see the keyboard.

My dick

Every muscle in my body

ToRA
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My own comfort

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Lack of stupidity

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I cannot code like this currently, because my girlfriend occupies my laptop with doing her yoga.

tuché?

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