Wait, I am the only one who does PR reviews on paper as God intended?

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Twitter employee?

Average front end dev

The 1 trick Big Screen doesn’t want you to know. Instead of buying multiple monitors, just print out the window before minimizing it.

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Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

Me searching for a graphic design job…

"1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

  1. You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
  2. You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
  3. Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."

Any job listing that asks you to “cream social media posts” is a red flag

Onlyfans content reviewer

And I thought I abused print statements

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Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.

But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.

I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?

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Damn, he is like Elon Musk my university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed out

I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

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