Surprisingly more readable than standard C++

It would be great to use some emojis in coding.

Imagine how much more readable it would be if you could break a loop with 💀 or return true with 👍. Or use ❓for ifs, or ↔️ for switch (the emoji didn’t work for that one). Or use an emoji to represent a custom object?

Maybe the ECMA should get on that!

Edit: I guess you can use emojis for custom objects in js.

Edit 2: ➡ for console.log

You’d still be left with the brackets and braces though. It might make more sense in a whitespace-based language pike Python

I see your point. Personally, I like the brackets and braces, they help organize. Or maybe that’s just what I’m used to.

Can you string match emojis

I unironically love return 👎

define 🍆 return

def 👩‍❤️‍👨👨‍👩‍👧(👦, 👧):
    💞 = min(👦.🫀,👧.🫀)
    For ❤️ in 💞:
        👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆)
        👧.🍑.pop
    👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆.💦())
    try:
        ⏰️.😴(9️⃣🌚)
        👶 = 👧.🏃‍♀️(🏨)
        return 👶
    except:
        🗒 = 🏨.🧪([🧑,👧])
        raise ValueError(🗒)

This is blursed as hellven. ngl.

In vitro is a nice touch when the skeet don’t work.

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