I unironically love return 👎

def 👩‍❤️‍👨👨‍👩‍👧(👦, 👧):
    💞 = min(👦.🫀,👧.🫀)
    For ❤️ in 💞:
        👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆)
        👧.🍑.pop
    👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆.💦())
    try:
        ⏰️.😴(9️⃣🌚)
        👶 = 👧.🏃‍♀️(🏨)
        return 👶
    except:
        🗒 = 🏨.🧪([🧑,👧])
        raise ValueError(🗒)

Wow I am so much worried about a company that is funded by Microsoft going bankrupt!

They don’t “go bankrupt”. Even if it happens, it’s more let than going.

I get to be the loyal pet to our AI leaders AND get paid before it happens? Sign me up.

That doesn’t solve anything… it might even be downright bad as you are more prone to being fingerprinted…

Vivaldi is a Chromium based browser…

Wait till you hear how horrible Kakaotalk in Korea is… Total monopoly (97%>), no support for web, linux or basically any other OS beside Windows/Mac, no multi device, no API, filled with Ads…

Fuck you Kakao. Fuck you and your tiny dick.

Wow what a surprise

Some people just don’t like the idea of proprietary software serving the backbone of the network.

This is one of the huge reasons why online privacy is so important, even when you “don’t have someting to hide.” Those big tech data hogging shit companies manipulate you without you knowing.

But honestly, if you use TikTok unironically, this is totally on you.