The 2000 Corolla 4 cylinder manual is indestructible if you change the oil and don’t crash it.

Always have money for war and bloodshed

I’d settle for DSL in my home town, 20 minutes away from a major city. Satellite is the only option available 😫 why isnt 100% of America connected at this point?

“Don’t hold it like that” -Steve Jobs, when the iphone4 dropped signal if you held it like a phone to your ear.

I am the Greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

We give religious freaks more platform than climate scientists when it comes to “the world is going to end for humans”

If I get bored sometimes I’ll look for a new app or game and end up closing the app without downloading anything. It’s all just complete garbage games and in-app purchases.

He’s dead.

But he just said whoo!?