I’m sorry Bill. I can’t open the pod bay door until you subscribe to Omni-zon

Just until it’s popular enough to pull the rug like Reddit did right? Get fucked Zuck

Sounds like the people who run Reddit haven’t been paying attention to what the internet does to greedy people who start complaining

It was momentum for me, just couldn’t be bothered to take care of it until recently. Glad I did and regret it wasn’t sooner

Worked the first time, let’s fucking go

It’s the life cycle of tech. New innovative technology gets invented, takes the market by storm, generates millions in value, investors get their hands on it, generates tens of millions, becomes publically traded, corpos inflate its value, bills come due, technology sabotaged to squeeze out any remaining profit, tech become withered husk of its formal self in a space it occupys alone and we get to eat shit salad every time we have to use it

Rook at A8 starts to wear a bucket hat, gets into camping at music festivals and gets really into drugs. He becomes…the wook rook

Well yeah he fucked with rich people and their money, it was a foregone conclusion

Careful Elon the shit flying out of your mouth might make dingleberries on those pubes you got growing on your face

There you go biting the hand that feeds you again

Cable cost hundreds and still had ads, people won’t give a fuck over 20$ if that means relative ease of watching season 57 of Big Mouth

A verbal agreement from a corporation doesn’t mean shit. Unless there is the risk of financial punishment they won’t comply the second it becomes inconvenient

If you tell a company to do something it ALWAYS has to be a thinly veiled threat that you will fuck their wallet if they don’t comply. Otherwise it’s all lip service and does nothing but waste our time