So why is this considered a crowdstrike issue and not a Microsoft fuckup?

Trust the robot. Robots never lie. Also I’m not a robot. Beep

Why would he lie? Other than to pump the companies shares

Shut up jerk. I’m very welcoming to new users. Old users on the other hand…

I think they may be viewing it as more of an act of defiance and retribution for the rave hamas murdered all those innocent people at. If you view it as an isolated thing happening during a “war” then it really makes no sense.

It would be simple for smart phone manufacturers to have an air quality tester built into the phone. Everyone being able to measure how crappy the air around them is and be notified when it’s unhealthy would push action on environmental care, reduction in cars etc

The other alternative is pushing it back underground. USBs and hard drives, who knows what you would end up with

Yeh but paying for the police to lock up drug users with private money is libertarian

I’ve been keeping a close eye on the news about crypto and there has been virtually no stories about any crypto for the last 2 years, prior to that when the price was high there were a lot of stories about it which is my point. They only started to come back into circulation about 6 months ago. If you remember otherwise you are wrong.

Yes but only when the price was high did anyone care and ethereum switch. Barely a peep for the last 2 and a half years

Isn’t it strange no one gave a shit about this a year and a half ago when the price was lower? It appears everyone’s concern for the environment and energy consumption only increases when the price goes up. Interesting correlation or may be causation.

If it benefits him yes

If trump wins the election he will funnel taxpayer dollars to Elon through his other companies like space x or Tesla for a reward for destroying twitter

It was the admission that was the news. People know they are being gaslit so when someone finally admits they are gaslighting you you can and should make them pay. Problem with gaslighting is that you don’t have proof, but you know

I’m not anti immigration but if you want to get into the reference it’s quite possible for two seperate immigrants to be working and taking available jobs and not working while collecting welfare. I don’t need to point out the obvious that immigrants aren’t one entire entity that can only do one thing at a time. There’s obviously instances where immigrants do have an impact on local job availability and there there are instances of immigrants collecting welfare and not working. I don’t need to point out the obvious that there are some instances of immigrants contributing more to the local economy than the local community too. This meme is actually a fairly shallow take on a complex issue, something I would prefer to leave to the bigots

Can’t wait for them to tell us to stop being fuckheads and ruining the planet

Not how it works as far as I know. If people start mining with a quantum computers the difficulty will increase making it even more secure (one of bitcoins main features). Traditional computers will drop out due to lack of rewards and more powerful quantum computers will enter and compete with the original quantum computers and the cycle continues. It’s a self balancing system.

Scraping? Isn’t this what all the ais are doing?

They tried making it addictive and not harmful but it just wasn’t the same so the opted in on the harming of young people.

There’s a good chance if it’s really intelligent it will act to enhance our suffering. Like we do to lesser intelligent beings for some reason

This announcement is to distract you from those things so in a way it’s the next best thing

They’re not safe. They’re 0.06% harmful. That number is probably a lie too, in reality with all the cover ups and bad incentives the number could be as high as 0.1% harmful, that means 40% of cases were covered up or hidden by nurses and doctors who actively went against their hippocratic oath and did something malicious and counter effective to their job. And they don’t even clearly define what harmful is. How many of those 0.1% had mild head aches or nausea? Everyone is stupid but me.

/s

But in all seriousness I’m not sure if it’s better to admit that it’s not 100% safe because a lot of people think they will be the unlucky one out of 1000 to get a headache or a mild rash or the 1 out of 100000 that has something more severe. People who are generally anti vax have a hard time grasping these numbers and also seem to be completely wilfully blind to the increased danger from getting actual Covid. They think they’ll be fine and either won’t get it or it won’t be bad yet at the same time think they’ll be the unlucky one to get sick from the vaccine

This is why Elon loves free speech for himself

Ah so that explains my D cups

I read at Tesla employees were sending memes around around their offices with photos from inside owners garages that were compromising or amusing.

It will be effective in 3d printers gaining attention for having the ability to print firearms

It’s free speech! /s

On a serious note is the free speech for US citizens only or does it cover troll bot accounts from hostile countries? Because I can kind of see it as similar to the 2nd amendment in that it was written when technology was very different and it made a lot more sense. Like the bible and eating shellfish

That’ll be a million dollar fine. That money will be used to replace all the cabinets on the navy ships after they dumped the old ones in the ocean at the EOFY. Now there’s no reason for anyone to be upset.

Working as it should be then