I have my search history for that. Useless “feature”.

Enshittification follows its course.

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How many of those have heterosexual couples too? If they do, is that hilarious as well?

I nuked my system once. I was 5-6 years old and I deleted system32 to make space for SimCity 2000. PC didn’t turn on after resetting.

I’ve downloaded stuff and pirated media from the internet since I was like 10 (no internet access before that). Never have I ever nuked my system from piracy, even if I may have downloaded a virus or two (without notable consequences).

I feel like clicking ads on YouTube nowadays or downloading random crap from the play store is more dangerous for your security than piracy is. I respect your decision though!

Anymore? Were they ever taught?

Oh no, we figured it out, but killer robots are profitable while happiness is not.

I mean, they just paid a 1.6 million € fine.

Entertain me this hypothetical:

You’re a pizza delivery person, and you know there are some routes you can take to save you more than 20 min for some deliveries, but you’re going the wrong way in one way roads.

One day you get caught, and you get fined 20 cents. You make an extra 5 bucks per delivery. Will you stop going the wrong way to save you 20 min each time you have to do those deliveries?

Well, this is the fundamental problem with fines. They are stupidly, gargantually disproportionate to what they’re trying to achieve.

Which means that companies make more money paying the fine whenever they get caught, than just not doing whatever illegal thing they’re doing.