Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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One of the things I like most about my customer-facing technical role is that users find the craziest bugs. My favorite is a bug in a chat program that would keep channels from rendering and crash the client. The only clue I got was “it seems to be affecting channels used by HR more than other departments, but it’s spreading.”

Turns out the rendering engine couldn’t handle a post that was an emoji followed by a newline and then another emoji. So when the HR team posted this, meaning “hair on fire” it broke things:

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Why would you post this, my phone exploded and took a shit. I didnt know it could do that.

deweydecibel
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Be thankful it didn’t take an explosive shit.

Before we had mindblown emoji, we had this.

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Before that we had ‽:-)

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