Jesus fucking Christ

Based on their Windows updates history, this seems like a bad idea. Nuclear boogaloo let’s goooooo

Internet is not a place for public discourse, it never was.

Fucking hilarious coming from a guy who lost his mind when he saw a complaint about the direction Android was going in, assumed other guy must be an Apple fanboy, and went on a rant.

Keep swallowing Sundar Pichai’s armpit sweat wholesale.

Out now? Then what’s this XVideos app on my TV?

Bruh, VPN for what? If Brazil bans payments to Starlink, essentially sanctioning it, how is end user going to circumvent that?

I mean they can jump through hoops to convert currencies etc but most people would just give up and move on.

What if payments to Starlink are blocked by Brazilian government?

Make SteamOS available for desktops tol

At least you didn’t invest all of grandma’s inheritance in Intel, just before it dropped.

What was Dracula doing in your data centre?

How many coffee cups have you drank in the last 12 hours?

Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a seperate testing environment, you know? Manglement has to cut cost somewhere.

Pay for women to reject me? Why would I do that again?

What a cute goofball

2016

Yeah. It was great for me on vacation. Searching for nearby restaurants or tourist attractions worked well.

Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.

- J. Jonah Jameson

Do it vertically you pussy

Collective stupidity more like

They learnt about consent from Elon.

I’m going to undress Nobody. And give them sexy tentacles.

Post-birth abortion?

Cool, let’s body shame people.

AIuroboros

Before we had mindblown emoji, we had this.

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Which app are you using to upload images directly?

Smol void

The basic problem was that only positive reactions were allowed - like, retweet, follow

Idk if I would call retweeting positive reaction, especially when that retweet is ‘look at this fucking moron’.

Didn’t Martha Stewart go to jail?

Future is the internet populated by bots while humans try to go analog.

Everyone deserves decent internet access

Nope

You mean those commercial vehicles that need a different licence?

Can’t wait to hear John Oliver mocking his business daddy, again.

Yeah. And they have 3% market share of the cloud services.

AWS has 34%.

Is that your alibi for 9/11?

employees increasingly establishing secret outside-of-the-company communication

Like they’ve not made a WhatsApp group already lmao

Even if you’re the authority yourself?

CEOs like this let the board control them instead of convincing board members of their plans.

And yeah, great place for con-men, especially of the religious variety.

Cool. Let idiots put some more money into economy. Or they can ask for public transport.

Yes but I feel like my countrymen are much more prone to people-pleasing (or in this case board-pleasing) because of our culture. We’re just expected to bow to authority.