More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe::More than 38 million COVID-19 vaccine doses have been administered in Ontario as of Oct. 8, with 23,002 reports of adverse reactions, an incidence of 0.06 per cent, Public Health Ontario says

Flying Squid
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Okay, if you say so, because I died six months after getting the first one like they said I would. Now I’m a magnetic 5G zombie.

@kescusay@lemmy.world
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How’s your reception?

Flying Squid
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Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.

Best of all, the chip also doubles as an electric guitar pedal.

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What brand of vaccine did you get? I definitely get the 5G orders from George Soros and such (pretty standard stuff), and I was already dead inside before the jab, but I didn’t get any magnetism.

@T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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You should get a refund then, im so magnetic it’s not funny.

Flying Squid
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I got whichever one is most convenient to me winning the discussion about how vaccines are bad and give you 100 autisms.

@gkd@lemmy.ml
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Should have turned your phone off during the national alert test.

Did 99% of the population also die? I must have missed that.

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That 99% lived in Canada and went to a different school. They were supermodels. You didn’t know them.

Ok, so I’m living in the last safe place on earth. Everywhere else the vaccine killed just about everyone but in my area nothing happened.

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