CEO, this year: Balance sheets look great! labor costs way down!
CEO, years out: Looks like profits are going down as people realize our products are shit., Better fire more people. Maybe I’ll sell off some assets too!
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CEO, this year: Balance sheets look great! labor costs way down!
CEO, years out: Looks like profits are going down as people realize our products are shit., Better fire more people. Maybe I’ll sell off some assets too!
repeat until bankrupt