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Coder you know can’t program, programs.

You should be able to debug/profile/trace your way to understanding, otherwise that impostor feeling isn’t a syndrome.

“Fuck, now I gotta document this without sounding like a crazy person.”

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/**
 * foobar(a, b)
 * foos up a with b.
 * Note: this should never work. Fooing is impossible, and the fact that this function achieves it serves only to prove God has a wicked sense of humor.
 */

And then some of your noob intern tried to compile it without reading the documentation & it’s worked flawlessly
Where’s your god now…??

Laughing, I guess.

Happened a few times to me. Always make sure that you have saved every file correctly and that you compile the correct project. And that there are no cached files or somewhat somewhere.

It always gives me an uneasy feeling when I try to run code I just wrote and it works the first time.

Yes it compiles. It just throws segfaults.

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