Water still looks and moves better than most games.

Also…

“FOLLOW THAT DOLPHIN!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3qbEGVIthI

More like uber cute.

In their (in)finite mercy.

At least they used the correct armor.

It irks me when they use the armor from Halo 2 or the remastered game to represent Combat Evolved.

I don’t think the facts match the claim, but I completely agree with the sentiment.

For years, the ‘legit’ consumer has had to deal with ad interruptions and bad UI and service disruptions and having media removed from their library. Something that pirates don’t even have to think about. The music revolution that Jobs and Apple created with iTunes, which allowed people to just buy music and just own it and just use it however they want (no DRM) with an ease that made piracy look difficult and seem too risky to bother, never came for TV or movies or books or any other media category.

And now the streaming revolution has all but undone that progress as well. You don’t own anything, a company decides when you have or lose access to something, and even if you pay money for access you are still advertised to and your data is still sold off.

I missed the part where Aol. was promoting toxicity and hate while attempting a short-term grift on its users like Reddit and X have.

That fact that Aol. is still alive is amazing by itself. It’s just another sleazy, beleaguered company that used to be meaningful. You leave because other companies have better products, not because they offend your sense of morality.

(Or maybe they do.)

Every one is mad because they’re greedily milking reruns and I’m just laughing because they clean skipped over FF8.

If you want an iPad in your pocket just buy a Pro Max.

All Of Apple’s Foldable iPhone Prototypes Have Visible Creases

Good boy, Duke!

The headline makes it sound like people are scared to report crimes because they don’t want to talk to RoboMallCop.

”I ate the Sheriff, and then I ate the Deputy.”

Reduce just those sites to Baud speeds.

There’s a proper way using a soldering iron, and a hacky way using tape. YouTube has tons of tutorials.

I say play Awakening first.

TUAW (The Unofficial Apple Weblog), once a long-standing trusted source for Apple news, recently became an AI clickbait farm owned by an equity firm. The pictures of the columnists that used to work there are now being posted on fake articles against fake names.

Now all CNET links are suspect for the same reason.

Slowly but surely the web I grew up with is becoming zombified garbage.

There’s something relaxing about swapping carts on a SNES.

It doesn’t need to be called World of Warcraft 2, but they really do need to rewrite the entire engine from scratch.

They’re just rehashing old expansions now because they became so creatively bankrupt that they begged Chris Metzen to come back and write more stories.

A reminder that the official Dreamcast version of GTA2 runs so much smoother and looks so much nicer than it does on any other system, including PC.

Now that OpenAI’s technology is integrated all the way across Apple’s flagship software and flagship devices, I guarantee you people will blame Apple if OpenAI fumbles privacy even if just on their end.

I’ve been hearing mixed reactions to Apple choosing OpenAI, because of recent drama and because of Sam Altman specifically. To me, it feels like a “keep your enemies closer” decision on Apple’s part because while the company sucks, they do have a competitive (potentially superior) service at the moment.

And Apple has jack without some kind of partnership.

Why do you think only one of those can be true?

This is why Apple partnered with them. To keep an eye on them.

Gotta admire the rocket’s enthusiasm.

Real-life Shinies

Playing out the same way as the HomePod. Over engineered and expensive, doesn’t sell as well as they thought it would, R&D halts and reboots the product line with something much cheaper and easier to make.

Instead of Apple Vision Pro 2, expect an ‘Air’ model.

slaps own cheek

NAW!!

Technology isn’t news?? 😩

Where’s @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world with a Riker trombone pic when you need them?

I thought that solar panels that old performed much worse or stopped working. Especially considering where the tech was in the 1990s.

Humane as a company is worth the cost of exactly 10,000 units.

That’s the face of a dog that understands what’s happening.

Catsip.

The Statler and Waldorf of the insect kingdom.

The parrot saying “Uh oh!” Is the last thing the hot blonde in a slasher movie hears.

“lose steam”

In which way?

(For those that didn’t get it, the joke is a double entendre.)

Microsoft has fallen quite far from the heydays of TweakUI.

I always feel strangely calm when I see a turtle just chillin’.

Same energy as capybaras.