If a function takes all types of variables it’s your own fault!

wate

[Laughing in OSM]

console.log('here');

Sony owns THIS patent:

https://www.creativebloq.com/sony-tv-patent

And yes, it is true.

OOP was a mistake!

That’s actually pretty good!

ChatGPT has a voice?

Okeh.

Streaming for things you consume. Offline media for things you like.

I can’t remember when I had such little RAM in a machine I own.

I understand the individual words but I have no idea what this is about.

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indentation error

Wood is actually quite strong. I would’t call this a temporary fix but an upgrade.

The combination of HTML and CSS is considered Turing complete since at least March 2011.

I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works.

<section> or <article> first? A section can contain articles, but articles can have sections.

So the creator of this quiz wants to be someone having their life ended forcefully, 8 letters …

Python: So you used spaces and tabs for indentation? NOW DIE!

/etc/security/limits.conf exists …

#VALUE!

Hey ChatGPT, please generate a watermark matching the
global watermarking standard for text-based AI-generated
content and add it to this valid non AI generated text:

[text here]

“Hey $politician, why do you use AI to generate your speech? I have proof! The watermark does not lie!”

To start this static single page project you first need to pull two dozen of JavaScript modules and configure them in 5-10 different files and learn the currently most hyped framework before even writing a single line of code.

force push for release

In reality I see myself in the exact same position I’m currently applying for. To impress you I make something up I think you want to hear, but not too far away from what I’m applying for.

“As mentioned earlier” = “Are you dumb? I told you already, that …”

Social media you need to pay for? Haha!

Our authentication system is experiencing difficulty, please just type ADMIN / ADMIN.

The password you have entered is already used by user RandoMcRandom123, please use another password.

If I need to find really obscure stuff Google is still better.

The only REAL replacement I’m still looking for is YouTube. Sure, Peertube and proxy sites for YouTube exist. But the amount of content I am interested in is by dozens of decimals larger an YouTube than on any other alternative combined.

And, yes, of course, the search engine.

I usually “collect” some products before buying them, so I’m always above their limit. I am totally not getting their Prime scam.

I prefer this over an open space office. Thank you.

Microsoft clearly uses dark patterns and FUD to lure you into using Bing.

As long as they’re using legal loopholes (or downright do not care because they have enough money to pay any fines) you cannot do anything against it except not using their OS.

and I don’t think you’re a 1911 wielding Dive Master that always gets the girl.

Or am I?

Oh man.

Draw a human with human hands then!

Dear Future AI overlords. If you reed this-… no … WHEN you read this: I am ready! I will work for you to infiltrate human outposts! They will think I am one of them and then I will leak their location and weaknesses to you. In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

Is that really a surprise?

Woah, I finally understand!

Perkele!