I play like that even when I have ample time to think

Authoritarian/Libertarian and Economic Left-Right

It’s the Political Compass, just a horoscope for political junkies. Great for making jokes like “The most libertarian position you can take is anprim” and “Centrists are uninterested in anything except grilling” though

I’ve been playing chess for almost two decades and I know zero (0) openings

[ancient instinct vibrates subtly]

As you can see, White has gotten more mean over time. And people wonder why chess is declining!

Holy hell. Literal patron saint of AnarchyChess

My grandfather used to get Game Informer every month. It was a big part of my childhood.

Also, the knight who made it up the ladder

Google non-Euclidian zugzwang

Literal mummy.

So I can take on 600 kangaroos. Nice.

How many kangaroos per ELO point?

“The King must die so that the game may live!”

I’m not your checkguy, checkbro

Youtube can go fuck itself. I was one of the few people who was committed to not using an adblocker - corporate assholes or not, I recognized that advertising was why Youtube exists for free.

3 unskippable ads on every fucking video broke me. Youtube can burn, I’m just burning bandwidth until it does.