Ha 😃. This was my first thought as well. I just shared the link to a friend of mine working for “Friend Computer” to ask him what class of citizen he was going to be.

which fork of new pipe are you using? I’d be interested to hear your take on it.

Goldenaxe on Sega was one of my all time favorites growing up, though I never beat it. Close second was Revenge of the Shinobi, also never beat it. I know we’ve gotten a new streets of rage recently but I would love to see a new release for goldenaxe!