YouTube is unwatchable. No way I can make it through those ads.

Heads should roll.

Glad I dumped them for $100 HomePod minis. The extra layer of shit just isn’t worth the sound quality, especially since I’m usually listening with headphones.

Fucking good.

Lolbruh. Go ahead and tell me to go to the office 5 days. I’ll peace the fuck out.

Fuckem.

Thanks bruh, if I had the patience to deal with ads maybe I’d watch YouTube.

I don’t know when the tsla crash is gonna happen, but it’s gonna be fkn hilarious.

Sup dawg

By shopping with cash instead of credit, that can help consumers piss away 2% savings, McClary said.

Jesus fuck, don’t take Stack away. I rely on it.

“41% of execs display anomalous sexual prowess, 9” dongs thought to play a role.”

Hence the comment.

Because shit’s been fucked for a while and there’s only so much people can cope?

Does Amazon sell guillotines?

Yeah bruh Tim Apple seems to be holding his own.

Regards.

Fuck me, Google is doing something good.

Fucking look up “sunk cost fallacy”.

Nah. Middle managers would prefer to wfh, too. No one wants to lose 2 hours commuting.

I see so many light thinkers arguing that this is all about real estate. Jesus fuck.

It all boils down to the psychology of asscunts lording over us slobs.

Feck off, cunt.

Is Tim Apple going to be okay?

Lolbruh. Remember that their unitary purpose is dolla dolla bill.

Get fukt

Shit’s near worthless.

What is with this fucking dumbass, disingenuous campaign on Lemmy? And I recently saw some dumb cunt arguing that blue states are taking gun rights away from black people, too.

You fucktards really expect people to think that you care about kids or black people?

I assure you, we are not the idiots.

Yeah bruh, I can’t be bothered with subscriptions & shit.

Spez fellates his mom

Come on. It was all performative horseshit from the get-go. In my org’s case, it’s quite obvious that all the DEI shit was toxic and counterproductive, with effects lasting until today, a year after we fired our disaster of a Chief Woke Officer and the fucking $600K consultants.

lol fuck outta here. Goog is creating a market for competition.

Cool story bro

If you could engage whatever functioning synapses you may possess, you might realize that this indicates that fewer people are using Google shit.

Good, fuck Google.

Just musk shit.

Yeah bruh fuck everything about this.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Apple prints money.

Sail the fucking seas bruv.

Yeah bruh, I don’t think aapl is gonna be a bad buy for anyone with a mid to long horizon.