Indeed ! This Would be much easier to take seriously if Sundar hadn’t meet with Sunak, Modi, Biden et al. In the first year or so since getting the job.

I feel like they are so close to an epiphany……

the journalist version*thersaurus hyperbolus * is a much lighter animal.

I was thinking about something similar recently.

They say we have about 20 years to get to net zero, or face irreversible consequences, increasing exponentially to what is potentially species ending event.

let’s say we achieved nuclear fusion TOMORROW - solving all the planet’s energy need need immediately and forever.

Capitalism means we would be FORCED to drip feed the technology, because plentiful energy cheaper than water would crash the world economy.

Chilling

Cool but I don’t care what happens to anyone on that platform.

Welcome to the transparency of Brave !

…and yet I don’t feel even a bit sad. What could this mean ?

• there are enough people on elons dick for this to be a legit account

Noice - make sure you get the cash .

But how will they ever stop these children from just walking into a store and buying a £500 phone and signing their own service contracts ?

Search engine are pretty much over. They ate themselves

LCD Army rise up

By what magik are they able to “predict” a 50% price increase ?

2 murders, 23 grand. The mafia charge more.

If you wanna kill somebody, use a car.

Cheap laptops for the whole world ✅ Crippled by Google ❌

Thought and prayers

Genesis moment

Surprise ! workers pay the price for the 30 billion they spunked on fines and compensation for cheating diesel emissions.

Does anyone mod reposts ? This must have been posted 4 or 5 times now

Pleeeeeeeaaaaase be true please please please be true .

Even the shiny stuff ?

I am so sick of seeing his face everywhere. I’m blocking everyone.

I think you are.

The bar is not a high one, if that is his best argument for avoiding Google.

Same. It’s changed like 10 years ago I would say. It was always a safer bet than eBay, but it’s sort of swung back. I use eBay more now .

Google “how many islands in Greece” and bathe in light of knowledge .

Cheap mass production of electronics largely based on existing designs

apple & china robbed us of so much, if you’re a gadget guy.

i had sony phones, laptops, palm pilots, panasonic bit and bobs.

i get that technology has advanced infinitely in the last 20 years, but we are on a very narrow path at the moment.

Lol they aren’t the type have ‘concerns’ . They would get in the bus to Mars TOMORROW.

I wanna posit an extension to Dunning Kruger - something that describes the phenomena whereby rational, moderately educated individuals don’t really understand the full potential of Maximum Stupid

Wanting him charged and tried is not the same as saying he should be shot. Good try though .

Normal day on /r/conspo

Plot twist - the AI just cut and paste from stack overflow like real devs.

Which is why plenty of companies merely pay lip service to it, or don’t do it at all and outsource it to ‘communities’

AI company says their AI is smart, but other companies are sell snake oil.

Gottit

“I will not allow you to wreck my portfolio by causing a massive drop in demand for office space in the cities which will devalue my real estate assets and cause landlords to default en masse on the loans I made them.”

Why doesn’t he just say what he means ?

Oh look ! A programmers meme thread has descended into a technical argument.

500 words of gibberish and a picture of the next rumoured Apple product is all you need apparently

“Morning sir, I made an appointment with the dentist for you at 2.30. I also thought you might like to know about these penis growth pills and an investment in gold bullion I can recommend “

you watch too much tv.

exactly.

seems like everyone imagines im bruce willis, zooming down market street, swerving to avoiding gunfire, with some poor soul on stretcher being dragged behind the ambulance at 90mph .