I haven’t has a squarespace ad read on my feed for years. Now I know why.

No, GIR. That’s bad. Giving an extra fuck about the place where you live helps combat things going to shit through the tragedy of the commons. The fact that toxic people have made am awful version of it doesn’t change c the fact that it’s a positive thing. Don’t let the cunts take it away. Please take pride in where you live, and I will take pride in where I live, and we can show off our homes to each other.

You should always test her for toxoplasmosis before you marry.

So you are.

Yup

They are a way of stealing your thoughts and your happiness. Ads are mental abuse. Always block them.

Bitch please. We’ve been outstupiding you since 2016 at least.

It was much easier to hit in 2nd edition.

If the AIs want to avoid digital incest they’ll enforce it for themselves.

It’s important to understand that a language modelling AI can only produce responses based on its inputs.

Maybe we need to label AI-generated content to, you know, avoid confusion.

I wouldn’t bother. They’ll just mark all your stuff DELETED=1 and feed it to their AI anyway.

Good. Maybe when it cogitates the things I’ve written it might start offering up some better ideas.

Rishi deserves it more than Taylor.

To be fair, it’s not just an America problem.

Didn’t fire him though. I don’t think my boss would let me sit in an office doing my own project and binning notes from him for 20 years.

How to unbrexit?

Maybe declare war on the EU and then surrender?

Thank you for your concern, but I have other ways of avoiding YouTube’s ads and associated punishments.

Oh no! There are literally zero other options but to use Chrome!

I expect that it’s because we’re not in the EU that measures like this can be passed there. Maybe in 10-20 years time we can rejoin an EU massively improved by our absence.

I’m gratified that you thought my dumb idea was smart…

Maybe that was the plan all along.

1. Turn Twitter into a turd soup

2. Educated people who don’t click ads stop using Twitter

3. Save unproductive bandwidth

By quitting twitter I’ve gone along with Musk’s plan. Damn it.