Brilliant.

No notes.

And the week after that, we’ll find out that the sub didn’t even go into the ocean. They crushed it in a car compactor.

“Play”

Oh no…

Teachers should get a 75% discount on all housing costs.

That is a choice thumbnail.

I can see the appeal for that… Except for the NES.

I gave my last cartridge blowie a long time ago.

Cue the Dril tweet.

But the groundhog will be made out of gallium arsenide.

No more mouse screws under the glide pads? Be still my heart.

Brain Stapling… nice.

What was that Thomas the Train Engine creepypasta again?

Apiary app.

Press button for honey

Apes, stupid together.

Because they hunt by using their three-dimensional sense of smell.

At this point, it’s a Lemmy userbase metric.

FIGARO-FIGARO-FIG-A-RO!

The model literally ate The Onion, and now they can’t get it to throw it back up.

If you’re testing for fail state, sure.

If you’re testing for sustained burn, you fucked up. Time to science and figure up how to unfuck it.

Looks more like mulberry.

https://youtu.be/yRpWaJRyVQo?si=slyJXZqeUSYjT9Xm

Worth watching.

Lemmy Wooden Nickel: Upvotes

He was dumb enough to let X expire, maybe he’ll do the same thing here.

So it’s available?

Those poor silicon atoms…

I think someone already wrote a proposal for that.

How to get contries to develop their space programs and colonize the moon: “Its made of oil!”

Books suck.

Sincerely,

Folks that have to work with books all day.

Don’t use spotifly.

Give your money to SomaFM instead.

Did they make a deal with VLC player?

Or a penis.

Then once all the problems are fixed, make it private again.

First update it sent back:

it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme

But how much would I have to pay when I become ultra-rich?

I like that the AI generated “cons” of the brother printer are just gripes about laser printers in general.

Motorcycle women sexy

Aka “Deadman’s Curve”.

Sort of.

It’s either giant trucks, or Subarus.

Have you told anyone to switch to Linux?

Matt’s selling it.

The teams at Wordpress and Tumblr have made it known that they absolutely don’t want this shit.