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Hokay, so here’s the Bible… Chillin.

“Damn, that is a sweet Bible” you might say.

WRONG

Alright.

Ruling out the second coming,

Heaven becoming crashed into us,

Our savior leaving, and reality exploding,

we’re definitely going to burn in hell.

Hokay.

So, basically we’ve got

Adam, Eve, Abraham, Cain, Abel, Joseph, the Hittites, and us with sins.

We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else…whatever.

Anyway,

one day God decides those Gomorrah sons of a bitches are going down.

So, he launch retribution at Gomorrah.

While it’s on it’s way, Gomorrah is like “SHIT! SHIT! Who the fuck is burning us!?”

“Oh well, rape the visitors!”

Then in Babel Gods like

“Shit guys, zey got ze tower, zey are communicating. Confuse their language!”

“But I am le tired!”

“Well, have a nap, THEN SCATTER THEM!”

Meanwhile, Hebrews are down there like

“WTF, mate?”

Noah, Shem, and God flood all the lands,

so, now we’ve got plagues flying everywhere, passing each other.

Egypt’s like

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LOCUSTS!!!”

The Four Horsemen’s like

“‘Bout that time, eh chaps?”

“Righto.”

So, now the Church is like

“Fuck. We’re dumbasses.”

Goliath is like

“What’s going on, eh?”

Hebrews are still like

“WTF?”

Mt Olympus is laughing at us

and Pontius Pilate is like

“Well, fuck that.”

Shit, now we’ve got a Messiah.

Everyone’s saved

‘cept Hebrews

and they’re still like

“WTF?”

But they’ll be dead soon…fucking Christ deniers.

But

assuming we don’t condemn ourselves up,

us Christians just have to worry about

Jesus breaking off from the Kingdom of Heaven…

to go hang with the Muslims…

Palestinians can come too.

THE END!


I am all for basic first aid to be part of school curriculum. CPR, AED, and Stop the Bleed.

There are so many reasons to have a stop the bleed kit and training that isn’t gun shot related. Industrial accidents, automobile accidents, and even accidents around the home like kitchen accidents could cause a serious bleed. It’s not a terrible thing to understand the basics of preventing someone from bleeding out.


I like zooz 5 button scene controllers. They are z-wave.

I also like kasa’s switches. They are wifi, but being on mains powered I’m not concerned with wifi draining batteries and I have them in a vlan with minimal access.


Dont forget, if you use vacation time on the 3rd and 5th. They don’t pay out the day off for the 4th as a holiday.


A year and a half ago I was able to buy a home, I had been saving up for the down payment and finally was able to make it happen. I’ve been house poor since then. I can’t wait until I’m finally able to feel comfortable with my finances again. In the meantime, I’m getting very comfortable with eating a lot of rice.

Fortunately, the girlfriend and her daughter are moving in soon. So that’ll help a bit as she’ll be taking over some of the utilities. And the house has appreciated almost 15% in that time as well.

I’ve been able to put away some away for retirement too. If all goes well when that time finally comes, I’ll have the mortgage paid off and will be able to live with relatively low expenses. My current mortgages interest rate is 6.875%, which over 30 years has me paying pretty much as much in interest as the house. But if interest goes down I can refinance and each % point lower I can get is about $200 a month. I really, really hope that it ends up back at 3% again. Maybe then I’ll be able to put some in savings again.


But there is a bright side! Maybe retirement kind of stinks?

What fucking take is that? No. No, man. Shit no, man! First chance I don’t have to work for someone else I’ll take it. I have things I want to do instead of work.


I can visit actual full service restaurants and get a similar burger (with a bigger patty and better quality) for about $16 that comes with fries. A drink might be $2.

Because the US is stupid, I’ll have to tip. But that’s only like $3.

Overall, that’s only two bucks more after tipping.

Fast food is the same price, for worse food, and worse service. They’ve forgotten their place.


We also got screwed over on portions at all these fast food and restaurants. McDonald’s legit made their food so cheap that you would buy two cheeseburgers, and you might as well make it a meal with an oversized drink and oversized french fry. Then we all got used to more food, subtly convinced that was the norm. Hell, a large soda was cheaper than a bottle of water!

It’s not normal to have a 1500-2000 calorie meal like that.


Perhaps don’t do it directly. But have the system assume he is home based on various things. Motion sensors, media playing, lights on or changing states. Things like that.


There are inline screw terminal connectors. A quick Google of ch2 and ch3 connector will give you an idea.


Second, late take.

Why, ignoring the bullshit censoring, does it not just refuse to return results but feel it needs to lecture you on top of it?

It could have just returned anything near the results ignoring the word ‘girl’ but no, it has to tell you you are bad and why. Fucking judgemental piece of shit on top of bullshit censorship.


I don’t think it’s dead Internet theory. But this is more dystopian in that private corporations are censoring our speech and searching based on their own criteria.

I find csam repulsive, but having a corporation or ai restrict unrelated content because their system construes an innocent search as potential bad is almost worst.


I love bars, and they are often a place I go to meet friends. But I probably drove there so I can’t exactly get drunk. Besides, who can afford those bar tabs on the regular. I’m going to be nursing those drinks for a while.


And that doesn’t include the other monthly costs. Property tax is semiannual but if you have an escrow account it’s paid monthly. And property insurance is pricey. If you don’t put enough down, you’ll have mortgage insurance too. A $2100 mortgage is fine, but it’s more like $2800 when the other monthly costs are included


I’m interested to learn what changes were made to the 737 max fuselage compared to earlier versions of the 737.


Imagine if our lawmakers would take the time to make giving up legal recourse in contracts illegal. Not just unenforceable, but just having it in the terms be an immediate, actionable violation.


Kind of.

You don’t have yearly contracts and it’s a lot easier to start and stop a particular service at any time.

It’s weird to see this take when I remember streaming started out that this was what was heralded. You could pick and choose what streaming services you wanted and you could change them easily. You didn’t have to buy the sport package or pay the built in royalties of sports teams if you didn’t watch sports.


Even that’s rather iffy too. If it’s been made so long that a reasonable person cannot be expected to read or understand it, it likely won’t hold up.

Of the courts decide to say, fuck it then it won’t hold up.

If this goes to a class action suit, I expect the judge to not let this change of TOS affect who is covered under the class action suit.

This is just a way to make the customer THINK they can’t sue.


only one – “theworldinyourhand” – is virtually uncrackable. It is the number 173 most common password and would take centuries to guess using brute force.

Not anymore. That would get moved towards the top of the rainbow table now.


I almost like the idea of augmented reality with similar tech. I’d love it if I could look down the street and see historic photos of building overlaid perfectly.

The issue isn’t the technology, it’s the people who are supplying it and it’s connection to the Internet and sharing. I don’t trust Google and I don’t trust Meta.


members can choose to display their status with an exclusive SELECT badge on their profile.

Now I ain’t say she a gold digger…


That’s easier said than done. I’ve had TVs that wouldn’t work unless TOS were accepted and I’ve had TVs scan for open networks.

I’m at the point of opening TVs to disconnect the wireless antennas.


The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.


Authorizations are different from CC details.

You can call a bank and cancel an authorization without canceling a card.


This is more based on authorization vs CC details. It’s much safer for a company than holding onto credit card numbers. Creating a subscriptions generates an authorization code which is good for the account, not just a specific card number. Revoking that authorization is a separate call to the bank rather than just having a credit card replaced.


Privacy is very important to a lot of people. It doesn’t seem like it is to you, but to some of us it really is a reason why a new car is simply unacceptable to us.

There is no reason they couldn’t make newer vehicles that are eco friendly without the data collection. Just because you are willing to trade your privacy for marginal emissions gains doesn’t mean everyone is.

And I say marginal, because many older vehicles could easily be maintained at a much lower cost than a new vehicle is. And an older vehicle, well maintained, can easily get very close or better than modern vehicles emissions, excluding EVs.

It isn’t the age of the car that’s the issue so much as maintenance and size. Sedans and coupes are far more ecological than trucks and SUVs.


They keep it pretty narrow, their focus has always been very heavy in privacy. They don’t report on anything else really, just the privacy aspect.



Normalizing proving who you are to random online companies. I can’t see how this could backfire.


I wouldn’t call any of these alternatives. They all are much more specialized and don’t have the versatility of the flipper. And only one of them is something you’d carry in your pocket.

These are all additional hardware for hacking, but in no way a replacement.


Shapeways.com and printathing.com

Usually can upload a file and they will print and ship to you


It’s great how statistics can be used to basically support anything the author wants them to. Identifying initial biases in the data is super important just as verifying the statistics independently.



A modified computer is already being checked for in CA emissions. No matter how good the car runs, if you have a non-approved or factory tune you can’t register the vehicle.

Homebrew isnt the issue, since it’s not like the stuff coming from Tesla or any actual car maker has to go through a third party approval process. They just throw software updates out to the wild. And while they may have some internal testing, there just isn’t the regulations to verify any of that.

I’ve found the whole concept of software assists in general to be the wild West in automotives.


The best thing aboutChatgpt is that it has been teaching us how to trick genies into giving us unlimited wishes.


The type c to c is becoming quite common and even better, it can charge much, much faster. If you have such an issue when traveling, I’d suggest getting a small USB c to USB a adaptor. They are about the size of a quarter.

USB A is, in the tech world, an outdated standard that is being replaced. I actively try to have any device I purchase now only use type C. If I never see another micro USB port on my life, it will be too soon. Even Apple has started to embrace type C for their devices and the EU is forcing them to use type C on iphones in Europe.

I’ve gotten happier the more cars that I rent that have wireless chargers built in somewhere. It’s especially nice not to have to worry about a cable at all anymore.


There was a period when cars were almost modular. Each component a discretely independent part. They might not have been exactly plug and play, but they were all super integrated with each other and every piece molded into the dash. If you wanted a stereo, it was single or double din.

Now if I want to replace something I either need to fab up or order some custom trim piece for everything. They’ve covered everything they could in plastic.


I always have used inurl: instead to great effect. For instance if I wanted just the technology subreddit it would be inurl:reddit.com/r/technology