Wire the power switch to a transistor and ESP

It’s not even “off road”. It’s struggling to climb a steep, dirt road. Also, anyone who buys a Tesla at this point is a moron.

You’d have to be a moron to buy one of these things at this point.

Better yet stop using Windows

Exactly as planned

Mine is already damaged from hearing about this fucking moron every day.

Yet CEOs and billionaires are making more money than ever. Something has to give and soon…

Capitalism will make humans extinct at this rate.

Delivery services are trash.

Yep and for your hundreds of dollars they serve ads all over your desktop.

PC firmware is also largely written in China. Think about this the next time you’re considering a “cheap” Lenovo laptop.

Good thing the grid is run by private corporations that always do timely maintenance. Oh wait…

Install Linux

One of the top subs on Reddit is literally called “master race” but if you call them out on it they say “it’s just a joke”.

These return-to-office pushes are moronic. We’ve had three years of remote work without any loss of productivity. Tell us the real reason for the push to be in the office or get the fuck out of my face.

It’s amazing how many of these big companies are suddenly coordinated on this return-to-office push. Do they all get together at their bunker/mansions in New Zealand to discuss these evil plans?

Give me a good reason and I’ll come back to the office. None of this “it’s more productive” bullshit. We know that one is a lie. I’m also not wasting my time commuting to an office just to support the local McDonald’s, gas stations, etc.

Can they not afford overhead lighting in their data center? That would be step one.

To be replaced by a link to WordPad Bing AI Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0mO6UY6uTg

Coworkers have been complaining on Teams all day about how the Bing bar is suddenly showing up on their desktops. When did Microsoft stop giving a fuck about businesses? I wish to fucking god we could run Linux on our work machines.

Nah, I’m fine at home.

Right in the midst of a COVID surge. Brilliant CEO they have there.

the companies failed to install a basic anti-theft technology

Failed to install or weighed the cost of not installing it and kept the profit?

Because it’s so easy to crack the door when you’re 20 stories up…

worst of all, slow as fuck.

So true. Waiting 30 seconds to see the temperature is ridiculous.

Teslas are the worst cars on the road. Usually driven by assholes.

“Glitch”

Why is anyone still using Twitter at this point?

The problem is that if it ships with Windows then you are paying for a Windows license that you won’t be using.

Old news already. Doesn’t cover the Madison/sex abuse stuff.

It’s too hard to pay my bill too, so I’m gonna not do that.

Another silent layoff. RTO is a grift.

Good. Fuck Elmo.

Kinda like rebranding Twitter into X

Using Windows is cringe

Crazy how they’re able to do this but the taxpayers still need to ‘prepare’ their taxes themselves. What a fucking joke of a government we have.

Garmin Instinct

Imagine paying to hear Joe Rogan

Good thing our governments are totally on top of making sure this doesn’t cause some kind of crisis /s