I’d love to have kids, but I don’t feel like I can afford it, even though I make better money than many.

I love dailydot. They summarize tiktoks about doordash and then provide the same video at the bottom of the page. I can feel my mind rot while consuming it but I still do it.

So glad I use Lemmy and not Twitter

Buy the dip!

Nice! A topical meme relevant to today’s top Lemmy story!

How do you stop people from jumping off the golden gate bridge? use glue! - Google, probably

upload every episode of air crash investigations!

If you’re under 40, please vote for as much as you can. I know in San Francisco, we’re going to have like a 7 card ballot in Nov. With so much stuff on it, but please research the people and props that are on the ballot. There are so many progressive vs moderate things on the ballot that really need the youth vote… And yes anyone under 40 is the youth because so many people under 40 don’t vote like the older people do!

That’s scary. I must be certain to not mix up my dick pics with my memes.

Come on, south Korean company, you used to be cool!

Paywall

Good bot

My friend’s teenager asked for unlimited screen time for her birthday. She didn’t want to go anywhere, do anything, or smoke weed, or mess around with a boy - she just wanted to stay home watching tiktoks. It was strange to me.

We did it, Lemmy!

This is an Indian news outlet but I hope it includes the whole world. I have certainly logged off of all social media -besides Lemmy.

If they put cable tv shows on YouTube, maybe someone would watch them

The people on Lemmy convinced me to switch from Chrome to Firefox.

If only gaming companies could figure out how to get kids addicted to algebra.

I can’t read Reuters links on my mobile because they keep demanding I provide my email. I can still view Reuters articles on my desktop without providing email. I’m not sure why it works on desktop and not on mobile. I refuse to link Reuters articles to Lemmy now.

My friend has parental controls for her kids cellphone. She can limit her kids usage of apps.

I recall county officials raised concerns as to whether they had the ability to support a new city’s needs for water, electricity, and sewage.

G’Fiber M’Lady tips fedora

Cool

It’s not like men that jizz in a cup. It involves giving yourself injections and a procedure to remove the egg, with recovery time.

upgrade to, “Admin1!”

That’s stupid. It should be like $20.

OMG she’s wearing the same dress she wore last week! She just changed the design!

Just the cost of doing business.

I like the city but it’s not for everyone. I definitely wouldn’t call it a hellhole.

Can you deliver it to the west coast?

The ice cream machine at my local McDonald’s always works. I eat their ice cream somewhat regularly and never been told it’s down.

My Parmesan cheese comes from Wisconsin and I think it’s good.

Hundreds of thousands

Great. Now do gum regrowth because that’s what I need.

We should declare the moon like a national park (global park) and preserve it as is.

It’s a bad time for social media right now

The EU countries should pass some laws and regulations that they think would address climate change. I know they are not the biggest polluting nations in the world, but they can’t expect anyone else to do something they have not done themselves, and Europeans can no longer wait for others to change.

Have fun letting someone else raise your kids for you, Elizabeth!

I’m confident that the Taliban would never endorse me and I like it that way.

Tooth regrowth is great but I need gum regrowth. What about the gums, guys?