Father Justin is just Justin, for now.
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Idiocracy

What flavors did it deem acceptable? My denomination draws the line at Riptide Rush.

My denomination only uses riptide rush and we will bomb your fucking church over this

@foggy@lemmy.world
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Yo I am also of the church of rush. 🟣

THATS THE WRONG SHADE OF PURPLE HEATHEN

@foggy@lemmy.world
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We dont infight in the church of rush, friend. There simply was no other emoji applicable.

@foggy@lemmy.world
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Why would you draw the line at the best flavor?

ThePowerOfGeek
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If Arctic Blitz isn’t one of them, there will be a backlash that makes Vatican II look like a mild disagreement.

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Christians are remarkably inconsistent about what is natural and good or unnatural and bad.

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True, although I’m guessing "you can’t baptize someone in Gatorade’ would be something virtually all Christians would think.

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So they are labeling a brand new (and obviously flawed) AI as a priest, but women (who are human beings) still can’t be priests?

Sorry ladies, you’ve now fallen further down the ladder.

  • Regular straight Catholic men - acceptable priest
  • Gay Catholic men - acceptable priest (as long as they don’t get caught)
  • Male converted Anglican priests - acceptable priest (in some scenarios)
  • Catholic men with gross sexual habits - acceptable priest
  • Flawed AIs - acceptable priest
  • Corporations - soon to be priests?
  • Catholic women - ABSOLUTELY NOT!

but women (who are human beings)

Is that actually the church’s stance? Like, has the pope ever said this?

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What? Life said this.

I think you missed his point.

chingadera
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Lol not at all. Just because the Pope didn’t explicitly say this, it doesn’t mean that this is not reality for Catholicism.

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Poorly trained AI if it didn’t realize to be safe in the priesthood you have to go after children.

Didn’t molest any kids, making him the best clergy member in the church.

You don’t know that, he could’ve sent some kids AI generated nudes.

  1. Does AWOL mean something other than “Absent without leave”? Cuz that’s a weird way to describe a computer algorithm.

  2. …aight so I’m definitely not a theologist, but… according to christianity, or catholocism specifically… is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism? I’d assume it just says “water”, but there’s water in gatorade. Sure there’s also other shit in gatorade, but there’s other shit in tap water too. Even distilled water isn’t going to be 100% pure.

And if gatorade’s cool, where do they draw the line? Could you baptize a baby with honey? Or drop a steak onto the kid’s face (there’s water in those too!). Does it even have to be liquid water? Like what if you just threw some icecubes at the kid, or blasted some steam in its face??

So many questions!

I think the writer meant to say ‘gone rogue’ instead of ‘AWOL’. Just poor writing skills.

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