Without updates or ability to download after August, app will become useless.

It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

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“I’ve got to leave early.”
“Why? We’re having fun!”
“Sorry, I got to go home and charge my shoes.”

We surely live in the future! /s

How to overcomplicate simple things 101, 2024 Edition

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Just don’t do it

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Just screw it

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Let me guess… AI enhanced feature?

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Companies really should just opensource their apps at this point, or at the very least publish their protocols.

Can’t see how dropping apps and bricking devices benefits anyone.

A point could be made that it hurts the planet and they should be held responsible for their shenanigans.

As with that spotify car thing.

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Source code escrow is a thing, too. I’ve only seen it in the context of (as I understood it) protection against going out of business, but perhaps it could apply to discontinued products, as well?

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Those self-tying sneakers don’t appear to have any laces to self-tie…

Power laces, alright!

…wait a minute…? 😕

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Finally, they fixed shoe-tying. Now all I gotta do when I wanna tie my shoes is download an app and make sure my shoes are charged.

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Are hyper-expensive running shoes STILL a thing? Damn, people need to grow up.

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If anything the gap is bigger than ever as the top end shoes are basically performance enhancers like the nike airflys used to set most records…and their new vaporflys being banned in the Olympics.

I guess it’s better than hyper expensive shoes just being a paying for a brand thing?

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In the end you can start making a shoe that almost functions like a prosthetic. We are not animals designed to always be running, but with a few tweaks you can make that closer to be true.

Damn, people need to grow up.

They just move onto hyper-expensive cars, watches, Warhammer figurines, purses, jewelry, etc. The human instinct to flaunt and/or collect is pretty strong in certain people.

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…are you under the impression that high-end running shoes are a scam, or something?

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Isn’t the point of self-lacing shoes that they shouldn’t require manual user input at all? What is the app for then?

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