Is the Vision Pro for watching movies? Working? Being alone? Collaborating? Nobody knows, really.
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They bought themselves into a beta test/focus group. Apple still doesn’t know what this will be. It might be a Newton MessagePad. Or it might be the iPhone.

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There was quite a different reaction to the iPhone when it launched, so I’m pretty confident it’s not the latter.

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We should start calling these the “new oculus” or something. The marketing has been insane and neither Meta or Apple would benefit. It would be like when people called every console a Nintendo.

People walking around with them on is basically just their wait of saying “look at my butthole!”

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Remember the Google Glassholes?

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For a second on my mind I Imagined a butt dildo with a night vision camera at the top… I am not going to check if that exists.

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It’s an AR iPad. It’s not that deep.

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It’s not even AR… Didn’t they back down from that? Isn’t it mixed reality or something?

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I hate Hate HATE that I’m going to say this: the iPad was just a bigger iPhone, yet here we are. It’s the perfect device for consumption and light work, yet people had no idea about what to do with it at first.

I’m more irked about that thing being gigantic and strapped to your face, thought. It’s the next level of social isolation, in a level even higher that the one cause by smartphones, and I’m not ok with that. Companies actually want to hijack and sell your reality back to you.

I think part of the “what do I do with this” factor for the iPad was that Apple (and other companies still to this day) were so hell bent on making everything smaller and more compact that releasing a larger product was marketing whiplash. Not to mention that smartphones were being pitched as this “do everything device” so why would you need anything else?

After you get over that marketing sugarcoating, it becomes pretty obvious what you’d use an iPad for. Internet and media consumption at a larger scale than your phone, easier on your eyes than a phone, but retains at least some of the lightweight smaller form factor that separates it from a regular laptop. Sure you didn’t have the stick it in your pocket advantage of a phone or the full keyboard and computational power of a laptop, but there was this in-between that for a modest fee, you could have the conveniences if you can live with/ignore the sacrifices.

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I’m with you. AR and VR has potential, absolutely, but companies are not our friends and they’ll find ways to exploit these things to the detriment of us. They always do.

We all know that these companies aren’t above lying straight to our faces. They’re even undermining the concept of ownership so they can milk us even further.

It’s sad, but I don’t see a reality where this kind of tech being closed off and proprietary will ever end well.

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I would love to walk around with a video playing in a fixed hud while I go around doing chores. I’m constantly finding places to put my phone down every time I move to another station.

I’m not paying $3500 for that, though.

Get a pair of Viture glasses then, it’s about $500

That was the idea of Google glasses but it was too early and tech wasn’t ready. It was gonna give you just enough useful info and get out of the way.

Plus Google haters made “glass-holes” viral.

I thought Google Glass was a really cool idea. I actually liked Google back then.

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It’s a native feature of the device that allows its user to get enormous amounts of attention, in real life and subsequently online, by simply wearing it in public.

Sounds horrible. I guess I’m not someone who seeks attention at any cost like some people, it public is the last situation I’d use this thing in. I would feel like a complete dumbass wearing it at a coffee shop and waving my hands around.

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It’s the same problem google glass had. It can be the most information rich and user friendly device in the world but if you look like a dingus wearing it, it will never catch on.

What if I already look like a dingus?

Then if you wear it you’ll be an even bigger dingus and make other dinguses look less dingusy. It would kinda be a public service of sorts I guess.

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That’s what I thought about the elephant tusk looking AirPods yet here we are.

The Reality Distortion Field sometimes makes things hard to predict when it comes to Apple products.

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People on here are wired.

Air pods just look like regular apple headphones just without wires.

They sure as shit look less goofy than my huge pixel buds that stuck an inch out of my ear.

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I’m kind of surprised people felt that way about AirPods. I don’t remember that at the time. They seem quite mild to me at this point - people didn’t mind wearing regular earbuds around, why worry if there’s a cord or not?

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Yeah, last thing I want is more attention while wearing those things and the chance that people will be able to hear the audio from the pr0n I’d be watching on it.

Yep, no chance I’m drawing that much attention to myself.

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Seems like most people are saying “this is dope for media,” and outside of that, it’s a glorified dev kit.

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They are people who paid $4000 to be a voluntary QA team.

@ikidd@lemmy.world
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Is Apple heading down the road of Windows now? Release beta software and use the scream test to debug it?

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Now?

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A 4K USD electronic device that’s what they bought…if they needed its features not sure but… that’s what they bought.

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needed its* features

My phone autocorrects this wrong frequently, like it’s life depends on it. One can assume GP typed the correct thing.

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Thanks, its no tits

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A 4K USD electronic status device

FTFY

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This is America: you’re either a duper or a dupee.

I’m a duper.

You guys are the dupees.

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You guys all think I’m a hero and I’ll accept that responsibility

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What a shock 🙄

So they bought Expensive Apple Thing because Expensive Apple Thing? I’ve had a decent quality HMD for a couple years. It’s a lot of fun and pretty amazing initially, especially if you have a game or two that really takes advantage of it. However, as a utility, it leaves a lot to be desired. I was really hoping to do CAD with it, there were some modestly priced design programs that looked ok along with some free ones, because that’s a big hobby of mine. It really doesn’t work very well. The toolset for decent CAD is fairly large. A tiny wrist menu isn’t going to cut it, and the ability to precisely manipulate nodes or vertices isn’t there. Same goes for even basic functions like desktops and normal computer functions. Sure, they work, but now you have to constantly be manipulating windows instead of having an extra monitor and kicking back in an office chair.

The AR aspect could be fun, but again you’re either the one creating this content via design software with the aforementioned difficulties, or you’re the one popping the HMD on to view what your home designer says would be a nice new kitchen cabinet set in your home. A useful tool, but not a substitute for a computing and design environment.

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I remember reading that it supports mouse and keyboard, but the main input control are hand motions

Not sure what that means. My current HMD supports mouse and keyboard… but seeing as Apples HMD is standalone, I guess you can hook up a keyboard/mouse via buetooth? Mine works through the pc it’s hooked up to. Nice feature, but I wouldn’t call it earth shattering. Both VR headsets I’ve used support hand gestures, but I’ll assume Apple has improved upon detection and depth of vocabulary.

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They bought Tim Cook a new private jet. I thought they’d have figured by now.

He doesn’t own one already?

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That’s why they said a new one. Only peasants have just one private jet.

And here I am without even a private Cessna

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Mate I have a private bike

He only has 6, he needs 1 more for Sundays

“Just park it next to the others.”

Apple now is extracting maximum value from its most loyal customers.

I’d hope you’d know what you were spending this much money on if it wasn’t just for online attention.

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to live and die on the first generation of a device

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I still have my old dev version of the Oculus. It came with fancy changeable lenses lol. I don’t regret that one at all and now it kinda feels like a little piece of history

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