Elon Musk was described as a “pigeon CEO”: “he comes, shits all over us, and goes”, said a former Tesla...

As a pigeon enjoyer, offence taken.

More like one of those geese who are endangered in some places along their migratory path.

A pigeon you can shoot away, those birds you can’t. And they’ve learned that humans in those places can’t/won’t do anything

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Ohh that’s how you’re supposed to run businesses! Learn from the business genius! (/s)

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We called this the “swoop and poop” in a previous job of mine. Definitely not something encouraged or enjoyed.

I’ve never heard of pigeon management but I have heard something similar described as playing chess with a pigeon as someone who “knocks all the pieces over, shits on the board then struts aroind like they’ve won”.

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Anyone remember when he spent all his time talking about colonising mars? That was his big thing and the future. Whatever happened to that?

Then spacex got government funding. Now AI is the big thing.

I’ve still yet to see any of his great visions he’s actually delivered on.

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Whatever happened to that?

He took all the money he was going to use to do that, put it in a duffelbag with X written on the side, and burned it.

Isn’t something like that why Elon got in trouble with the Tesla board? Something about using Tesla as a bank to fund space x.

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Notice he has never actually volunteered to go up in a SpaceX rocket. I don’t think he’ll be going to Mars.

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SpaceX is a fucking trashfire too. The fact that NASA has contracts with them disturbs me greatly.

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On the other hand, Starship is not fast enough, if I recall correctly, SpaceX claimed to Nasa that they’d be landing on the moon by now

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Starship is a terrible idea and vehicle. The fact they keep trying to make the thing work is just because Musk is burning government funds. It has no chance of making it to the moon, let alone mars.

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Anything can make progress if it’s within the realm of possibility and you throw enough resources at it.

My issue with Starship is that it’s not really good for any of the things Musk has promised it for. It’s a heavy lift rocket that has not yet proven capable of surviving flight. Best case it can be used to get materials up to space, but used as a lander or a long distance ship? No way. It’s just not designed that way. Too heavy, too unsafe, too inefficient, too complicated.

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They do, but being slower than Orion to even get to the orbit is not a great look

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Sounds about right for him, brain the size of a pigeon too.

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Pigeons know how to always fly home. Always a great feeling of direction. I think you overestimated his brain.

This is what we get for conflating a persons talent and ability with their net worth

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His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don’t understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

He got lucky with Tesla becoming a meme stock.

SpaceX is being run by a competent engineer while its competitor, Blue Origin is being run by a megalomaniac. This is possibly Musks only competent move in business.

The rest of his ventures have been failures. To any one not blinded by greed, it’s clear he long ago peaked. He’s playing a shell game now but people will happily invest hoping luck will strike again.

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His only talent is convincing the wealthy to invest in his schemes. I don’t understand how he does it, hearing him speak is painful.

That’s not fair, he’s also really good at making promises to the public to secure incentives and public funding and then fucking everyone over

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The real trick there is how he didn’t get sued.

The SEC has held him more accountable than the share holders

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There’s an old tweet that explains it well, I’m sure you’ve seen it.

(Paraphrased) “Elon Musk talked about cars. I don’t know anything about cars so when people said he was a genius, I figured he must be a genius”

Investors don’t know shit about the stuff they’re investing in and Musk sounds really smart when you don’t know anything about the thing he’s speaking on.

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For Tesla and SpaceX, they attracted the top engineers because they were cool bleeding edge problems to solve that actually aligned with idealist goals in the industries.

Musk used that genuine motivation and overworked people into burnout, and took credit for others hard work.

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Sounds like the apple guy

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Shows how completely broken the system is.

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hey that’s insulting. against pigeons. they can at least fly without exploding (space x doesnt really), navigate to places without risking themselves (unlike telsa autopilot) and they don’t ruin every corporation they own. fuck musk though

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I’ve been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

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Soooo… just a bog-standard CEO, then.

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As much as I hate them, I would wager that the majority of CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business than Elon “Failed Upward” Musk.

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CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business

You haven’t met that many of them, have you?

I have - the difference between the ones I met and the likes of Elon is that none of the ones I met had any interest in being celebrities. That’s the only difference - their institutionalized incompetence was the exact same.

Can’t we all agree to just ignore him? Like stop posting about him and quit Twitter? He thrives off negative attention.

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Problem is that lots of people do not leave Tw(X)tter and are not intending to do so :( And some are on Mastodon sort of pretending to have left the Pigeon sh*t CEO product, but still posting mostly screenshots from the old site. Good thing is that some are pretty clear about having left and encouraging others to follow like here : https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor ->

Journalists, please leave Twitter and join the fediverse. Here’s how to get started:

Even join Bluesky. It’s pretty good, I am enjoying, lots of public figures there too.

Isn’t it invite only?

No, it went to open signups a few months ago. I’ve been on it since February.

Thanks I’ll check it out

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No people can’t because they’re addicted to outrage-porn and being degraded (humiliation fetish).

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They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

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Hes so full of shit he has dump the Xcess

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